CSI: Citações

Entretenimento. Policial . Entretenimento policial.

As séries policiais são um clássico há muito. Os livros de Agatha Christie foram uma das primeiras inspirações; hoje em dia, canal que se preze passa uma série televisiva policial.

Os apreciadores destacam três letras: CSI. Para agradar a diferentes estilos, as três letras fazem-se acompanhar de três localizações geográficas: Las Vegas, Miami, Nova Iorque. Três equipas que, entre polícias e investigadores de laboratório, episódio após episódio nos permitem mergulhar um pouco no mundo da investigação criminal. Muita ficção, é certo. Uma abundância de casos estranhos e recheados de suspense que deixam dúvidas quanto à sua existência na vida real. É certo, também. Serial killers muito imaginativos, cenas de crime invulgares, métodos ultra modernos, técnicas infalíveis e, quase sempre, resoluções aparatosas de casos.

É um desligar da realidade tantas vezes inglória das investigações criminais para um ligar a um espaço à parte, onde tudo é possível.

Hoje deixo-vos com algumas das citações das séries CSI que ficam no ouvido e que possuem, também, alguma pertinência no âmbito da investigação criminal.

Boas investigações!

 

Sara Sidle: Dead body! Bonus.

[Cath stares at the body of her deceased ex-husband]
Dr. Al Robbins: Catherine, you can’t say goodbye in an autopsy room.

Gil Grissom: Amazing how the sight of blood can clear a room.

Catherine Willows: If something doesn’t feel right to you, it usually isn’t.

Gil Grissom: No victim can ever say we didn’t try.

Captain Jim Brass: What are you doing after work?
Gil Grissom: More work.

Captain Jim Brass: Hey, look what I found: a knife with blood on it.
Gil Grissom: Hey, look what I found: dead guy.

Gil Grissom: I tend not to believe people; they lie. The evidence never lies.

 

Mac Taylor: If this is a joke, I’m not laughing. These bones are real.

Stella: If this case taught us anything, it was to live life.

Don Flack: Last time I checked, the murder weapon we confiscated didn’t have cute little legs, walking around from toolbox to toolbox.

Flack: Typical club death. 200 people inside, none of them saw anything.

Sheldon Hawkes: Apart from the fact of it not being attached to a person, there’s nothing wrong with this finger.

Danny: Criminals are like animals. They leave tracks, we follow them.

Jason Cartey: I am not a criminal.

Flack: Yes, you are. We’re just trying to figure out what kind.

Tom Martin: Your tactics don’t frighten me.

Mac: It’s not my tactics you need to worry about. It’s my results.

Mac Taylor: Don’t quote me on this, Lindsay, but sometimes — [lifts the head of the vic off the body] — not everything’s connected.

Flack: Goodbye, suicide.

Stella: Hello, murder

 

Horatio: Before you go. I wanted to show you a photograph. Take a look at that. Do you know who that is? That’s your daughter. This is what she would have looked like on her second birthday had you not killed her and her mother. Every year on this child’s birthday, I am going to haunt you. I am going to be all over you until I get what I need to put you in jail. Understand?

Fugitive: Why didn’t you let me die?
Horatio: Because you died a long time ago, Stewart.
Yelina: Stewart Otis, you’re under arrest for the attempted murder of Emma Kaye.
Fugitive: I will get out. It’s my nature.
Horatio: And I’ll be waiting. That’s my nature.

Bad Guy: You know what, Jack? I’m sorry, but that’s information I can’t reveal. You know, private issues.
Tim:There’s nothing private about murder, so I’m gonna need your whole clientele list.

Tim: Well, there’s not much up here.
Calleigh: Well, you know what the text books say, if you can’t place the suspect at the crime scene.
Tim: You place the crime scene on the suspect.